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Fri, 17 May 2013 15:21:09 -0500

lampsarepeopletoo:

punsicle:

hurdygurdygirl:

This is how I’d play chess

I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY

HOLY SH*T

Isn’t this how everyone plays

“Short, upgrading his Queen to a hotel.”

Lost it after that one.

Aw crap.

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:38:22 -0500

I just discovered a trailer for something amazing that isn’t going to be out for a few months still. Is there a way for me to go back in time to stop myself from discovering this until it is out?

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Sun, 12 May 2013 10:15:58 -0500

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Thu, 09 May 2013 16:20:26 -0500

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strideyourass:

oyrishcreme:

sonicdoctors:

dead-end-generation:

So I got sent to the dean today for wearing this top. My study tech teacher said that I was “exploiting” myself and that it could be a distraction to the other students. I got up out of my seat and told her that I wasn’t going to listen to her dress codes. In a way, she was being misogynist and slut shaming and I think that’s wrong. I will continue to wear what I want and nobody can tell me not to. The fact that womens bodies are sexualized and objectified so much angers me and that’s the reason why this happened. I’m going to wear what I want, how I want, when I want and that’s it.

I was there, reblog the shit out of this guys

I’m a guy. I can’t wear a shirt like this either, even though I’m not going to be wearing a bra. it’s dress code. It’s not slut shaming. You can’t show your bra like that at most jobs. why should you at school? Yes sexism is wrong and all that, but you can’t get ‘angry at the patriarchy” because you can’t show your undergarments in public. I’m not going to wear jeans with a rip in the side or the front that show off my flowery boxers, because that’s just not appropriate for school. Have some professionalism. You can wear whatever you like at home or with your friends or whatever, yes, but school prepares you for real life.

At work you can’t have this attitude of “I wear the fuck ever I want.” and expect to keep your job. School is the same way because it’s trying to teach you that lesson. That’s unrealistic; almost any job you get is going to have someone tell you what to wear or what to do because you work for them and you represent their company. If you don’t look the way they need you to look, that makes them look bad. A tattoo parlor probably isn’t going to hire someone who dresses like a nun and a top company isn’t going to hire someone who comes to work in a tank top that shows off her bra or a guy that shows off his ballsack.

You can’t blame patriarchy for this, I’m sorry. You can’t blame sexism for this. If I wore booty shorts and you could almost see my balls through my semi transparent flowery goddamn boxers, I would get in the same amount of trouble as you, and it’s within good reason.

^^^^^^^THIS

Please, girls, I also hate sexism but dont try to be “rebeld” everywhere, come on, if you have that attitude you are going to get fired in most of works.

Dont get mad for every single rule in the world. You can be feminist AND also mature, think about it.

did-you-kno: Source I want to see the one that simulates...

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:17:34 -0500

did-you-kno:

Source

I want to see the one that simulates getting kicked in the balls.

Guys I wrote poems (2nd one: Grave)

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:03:32 -0500

Tears clouding vision of faded photos.

Memories of a genuine smile

delivered blade-first into

ever-fragile sanity.

Unbroken cloud-line draining life’s color.

Pale stone monument silently mocks.

Carved so carefully, with love.

Clean. Elegant. Cynical.

Frozen in place under crushing despair.

Eyes slide shut, blocking sight but not mind.

Memoirs of a life cut short.

Wounds even time cannot heal.

Guys I wrote poems. (1st one: Whole)

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:00:00 -0500

Eclipsed by shadows

of new moon’s light,

the sun gives no warmth.

Beneath rush and roar of rivers long since dry,

memories of hope’s last cries are drowned.

A scent of summer still lingered, ready to release the last

mangled drop of past happiness

straining to feign sanity.

Years ago, beneath ancient arms of old Oak a smile was shared,

where two each took the other to become one.

Willows shudder, rustle their leaves to

whisper warnings, warnings burning

before the birth of enamor.

And a man was made empty

by becoming whole.

AFDSGHOAHGF LOL

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:54:24 -0500

AFDSGHOAHGF LOL

did-you-kno: Source GOD Dammit I knew these still existed!...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:42:16 -0500

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Source

GOD Dammit I knew these still existed! This cereal is the SHIT, you don’t even know!

FACKING POETRY

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:54:36 -0500

For the life of me I can’t make any sense of the stuff.

And that is what I get to do three days a week for the next few months.

AHDSFOGHAERIHGAETRHYTE

Welp

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 00:32:00 -0500

Me: Hey, I’ll get my homework done a bit early tonight so I can go to sleep on time for once.

Brain: Lol, good one bro.

Me: Brain, wha-

Brain: Dude, wait. Just listen. *drops the inspiration bomb*

Me: Holy shit Brain, this is a great idea. *begins to write it all down*

Brain: *evil laugh as midnight rolls past and I am still not done with my homework*

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Wed, 03 Apr 2013 20:43:09 -0500

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versoseprosa: Teen Titans Theme Song Left Ear: Japanese, Right...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 22:54:33 -0500

versoseprosa:

Teen Titans Theme Song

Left Ear: Japanese, Right Ear: English

Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 22:03:17 -0500

Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava

She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano

She has been kidnapped to space

And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.

You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?

Bitch, please.

Peach will wreck you.

This is great.

Harry Potter according to...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 15:25:43 -0500

Harry Potter according to...:

clownprinceofchaoticmadness:

hogwartsradio:

Sirius Black

Sirius Black and the prison fun.

Sirius Black and the prison fun.

Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.

Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.

Sirius Black and the who is this girl hitting on my werewolf boyfriend I should kill her but I die have fun with my werewolf boyfriend you bitch.

Sirius Black and the I am dead.

Neville Longbottom

Neville and Being Badass.

Neville and Being Badass.

Neville and Being Badass.

Neville and Being Badass.

Neville and Being Badass.

Neville and Being Badass

Neville and Being EXTREMELY Badass.

Filch

Filch and the Year Hogwarts Started to go to Hell.

Filch and MY CAT IS PETRIFIED!

Filch and Nothing Significant.

Filch and I Hate Cleaning Up After Other Schools.

Filch and I Love Umbridge.

Filch and Umbridge Isn’t Here Anymore.

Filch and Half the Castle’s Destroyed, I Might As Well Quit.

Severus Snape

Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Quirrel .

Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a book.

Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a fucking dog.

Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the former rat.

Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Umbridge.

Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the other death eaters.

Severus Snape and the year I died trying to keep that little kid safe.

Hedwig

Hedwig and Fuck Yes Harry Potter Owns Me.

Hedwig and I’m a Fucking Owl.

Hedwig and I’m Still an Owl.

Hedwig and HERMIONE’S NOT AN OWL.

Hedwig and Life Is Pretty Great As An Owl.

Hedwig and That Pigwidgeon Is Really Starting To Annoy The Piss Out Of Me.

Hedwig and SHIT SHIT COCKSUCKER I’M DEAD.

Ron Weasley

Ron Weasley and the Fucking Three Headed Dog.

Ron Weasley and the Possessed Sister.

Ron Weasley and the Rat That Isn’t A Rat.

Ron Weasley and the Green Monster of Jealousy.

Ron Weasley and the Year of Quidditch.

Ron Weasley and the Girl Drama.

Ron Weasley and the Wooing of Hermione Granger.

Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger and the Levi-OH-sa.

Hermione Granger and the turning into a cat then getting petrified.

Hermione Granger and the art of overachieving.

Hermione Granger and the fact that boys suddenly love her.

Hermione Granger and bickering with Ron.

Hermione Granger and the Bitch named Lavender Brown.

Hermione Granger and the reluctant falling for Ron Weasley.

Cedric Diggory

Cedric and That Time He Found Something.

Cedric and That Time He Found Something.

Cedric and That Time He Found The Snitch.

Cedric and That Time He Died.

Dumbledore

Dumbledore and the Oh Shit He’s at Hogwarts Now.

Dumbledore and the Oh Shit Tom Riddle’s at it Again.

Dumbledore and the I Am Totally Allowing Two Teenagers To Save A Convicted Murderer Even Though I Don’t Know For Sure He’s Innocent.

Dumbledore and I Didn’t Recognise Someone Pretending To Be Someone I’d Been Friends With For Decades.

Dumbledore and the Harry’s Angsty, Time to Leave Him Alone.

Dumbledore and the I’ll Have Secret Lessons with Harry While I Wait for My Cursed Hand to Kill Me.

Dumbledore and the Wait, You Guys Aren’t Supposed to Know About My Past.

Voldemort

Lord Voldemort and that time I picked the wrong head to chill on.

Lord Voldemort and that time he killed my snake.

Lord Voldemort and the time I was not around.

Lord Voldemort and that time I killed some spare.

Lord Voldemort and the time I hung out in the Ministry.

Lord Voldemort and that time that I wasn’t there but Snape Killed Dumbledore.

Lord Voldemort and the time he and his friends kicked my ass.

Fred and George

Fred and George and the time we confused our Mum.

Fred and George and the time we flew a car.

Fred and George and the time we gave Harry the Marauder’s Map.

Fred and George and the time we got given 1,000 galleons.

Fred and George and the time we owned Umbridge.

Fred and George and the time we opened a joke shop.

Fred and George and the time one of us lost an ear and the other died.

Lucius Malfoy

Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

ME

Harry Potter and the year I became addicted.

Harry Potter and the year I discover wizard classism.

Harry Potter and the year I fell in love with his parents & their friends.

Harry Potter and the year Voldemort came back.

Harry Potter and the year I realize the ministry blows.

Harry Potter and the year I discover why nobody could just fucking kill Voldemort and be done with it.

Harry Potter and the year when shit got real.

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Tue, 26 Mar 2013 22:30:44 -0500

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tyleroakley: I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE HIM THE FIRST 9 TIMES I...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 20:42:34 -0500

tyleroakley:

I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE HIM THE FIRST 9 TIMES I WATCHED.

If it wasn’t for the comment I wouldn’t have seen him for a long time lol

#done

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 22:07:52 -0500

#done

Me strolling around town, stealing all your women.

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 15:30:58 -0500

Me strolling around town, stealing all your women.

The older I get the more I’m becoming socially awkward. Either that or I’m just...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:23:30 -0500

The older I get the more I’m becoming socially awkward. Either that or I’m just realizing how bad it is. It’s gotten to the point where I actually just stop talking because I can’t think of anything to say that would not make me sound stupid.